Do you have a sick and dirty urge to fulfill while in public? Are you in Japan? Can you spare 900 to 1000 Yen? Then these food-disguised masturbatory aids are here to help! Coming (ahem) in flavors of beer, energy drink, Cup Noodle, and tea, these cleverly-disguised aids have hilarious names (Cup Noodle is now Cup Nude) and it's simple how to use it. Simply locate the hole (trust us, there's a hole) and put your man meat in the silicone sleeve, and begin! It's not electric, so you'll still have to move it. Other bottles have real lotion, or lube that complements well with the aids. Be careful now. More pics after the jump.
Now college students can do a lot more with their cup noodles.
This "tea" is filled with lube... yeah.
Kanojo Toys says that the fake male version of Lipobitan (Libogen in Hong Kong) says Chinpobibin, or erect penis. The stuff in it? It's energy for something totally different.
[Kanojo Toys]
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